Terry Yue Zhuo
Curriculum Vitæ
Academic Positions
2020–now
Folk Scientist
, Home
Contributions: No impact on the world.
2000–now
Professional Sleeper
, Bed
Contributions: Having sound sleeps.
Education
2017–now
Home
Self-taught Degrees, but paid A$150k+ in total...
Papers
During PhD
More toilet papers to go.
Before PhD
Countless toilet papers.
Teaching
I only teach lessons on 'giving up'.
Academic Service
I have spent too much time clicking 'like' on Twitter paper threads.
Does it count as academic service?
Honors and Awards
2020–now
The Worst Folk Scientist of the Year
Software
2018–now
Lead Developer
, Project of
"I don't know why it works but it works"
Talks and Presentations
2020–now
Nonsense about folk science.